my card—Professor Bolero, Cannon Ball Tosser and Lightning Change Artist, sir, to the Crowned Heads of Europe, sir."
Small Party:–"I'm a poor man, sir, with a large family, sir, an' I'd be very thankful for any small jobs, sir, like givin' you sparrin' lessons, or massage, or takin' care of the furnace, sir!"
Editor W. W.:–"Well, call in again, Professor. This is my busy day."
Editor W. W.:–"Come in!!"
The Kidnapping of Private Jean François:
a frontier episode of the next war.
