And takes him for a little dash down a stony hill,

But is stopped at the bottom by a small dog.

"Be still, little calfy, till I untie this cord–that's a good little calfy," says the Humane Man.

Renewal of hostilities by the dog, and a circus performance by the Humane Man and his purchase.

Sudden termination to the circus performance owing to the want of more rope. "You micro-cephalous idiot," says the Humane Man, "if I had a knife I'd—"