Dizzy Joe.

Mr. Hankins:–"I 'clar it's a shame to burn up a good suit ov cloze like dem, jist when de man's gittin well, too!!"

Mr. Hankins:–"Foh de lan's sake! I haint got a match! and dey aint a house widin a mile ov dis!! Have to go git one though!"

Dizzy Joe, the Wanderer:–"Well, here's luck! The gen'l'min's gone in ter swim and fergot to cum out. Looks as if they'd jist fit me!"