"My mother is dead. Jean made 'em. She's my sister."
"What is your name, please?"
"My full name is Angus Struan Mackay."
"How do you spell it?"
"M-a-c-k-a-y."
"But k-a-y spells 'K'. Why do you pronounce your name 'McKi'?"
"Because it is," young Mackay replied with finality.
"How many brothers and sisters have you?"
"There's just father, and Jean and Turkey and me."
"'Turkey'!" she exclaimed. "What a funny name! Is it a boy or a girl?"