It was this missive, reaching the doctor at his breakfast table, which caused a beautiful philanthropist to enter his surgery at tea-time. She came in immediate response to the doctor's invitation; she came with a rush, having been carried hither by her 80-h.p. 8-cylinder light touring car.
"And, oh, dear Dr. Brink," she said, "how simply charming it is to meet you! One has so often read your bright little speeches about this shocking poverty. One simply yearns to do something. How one envies you your strength, your power, your splendid opportunities. How you must revel in your work here, Doctor! It must be simply charming!"
"About as charming," said the doctor, "as keeping pigs and sleeping with them."
The beautiful philanthropist broke into appreciative titters. "Pigs, Doctor!" she cried, with the archest look. "Pigs! He! he! And you call yourself a Socialist! Of course, I'm not a Socialist myself. One's husband cannot be expected to approve of such extremes as that. But one need not be a Socialist in order to feel sorry for them. Now, need one, Doctor? But when one is a woman, it is all so difficult. Oh, Doctor, can one do nothing?"
"One can," replied the doctor; "but one won't. That, madame, is the difficulty."
"I don't quite understand you," said the lady.
"You ask me," explained the doctor, "whether one can do nothing. I reply that one can: that this is all we ask of one—to do nothing."
"To do nothing? D-o-c-t-o-r!"
"It does sound revolutionary, perhaps," admitted the doctor. "But it is really true. We ask one to do nothing. We ask one to be so kind as to sit at home and draw threads out of teacloths. And to draw cheques. But not to leave one's blameless hearth. We ask one to keep away. The pig-stye is a dirty pig-stye, and it's got to be cleaned by dirty people. Nice people—manicured people—-are best out of it. See?"
"I see that you want to be rude," said the lady, "but I don't—— What is it all about, Doctor?"