Sprawling cremation sites of leaders, sanctified,
Soon will turn the capital, city of the dead.

Democracy is a process by which
Certain men are voted to become rich.

Political leader gives lot of opportunity
To all his followers to make black money aplenty.

Sitting in office, using office, I made money;
Quitting office, wrote of office, and still made money!

All political parties split, split and split-
Like nuclear fission, to gain explosive might?

Best way to hold party members together
Is to make each one of them Prime Minister!

Shameless face has a ribless tongue
Extemporising non-stop harangue!

Born with rich heritage,
Deride rich in knowledge!

The fool who has no seat
Runs for the throne to sit!
Nay, I am not born a tomfool
For people to vote me to rule!

Politician is not magician;
He is only a tactician!