People qualify for public services
By ticking answers at random choices!

If banks were nationalised;
Employees have them privatised!

The abundance of redtapism
Does not check rampant nepotism!

Enforcers are benefited
By all laws that are enacted.

COCKTAIL

Liquor may be good vasodilator,
But, once within, it is a dictator!

Why dilute liquor before it is consumed?
Because it is all evils concentrated!

If party ends with "one for the road",
Could be party's end on the road?

Liquors are meant to give you a kick,
You drunk, let not others get the kick!

One is pep, two is pick,
Three is tope, four is kick