Byron. What mean you, sir, by basely changing my lines?

Han. Pring an almanac und find oud. There vos a nice dog outside, Mr. Fresh.

Byron. A dog—a dog—a little dog,

A puppy small, but sharp,

Watching in all of puppyish glee,

His master’s Hebrew harp.

Han. No, sir; he vosn’t vatching any harp. Just yer go oud und feel of his teeth to see how oldt he vos.

Byron. I am happy here.

Han. I vosn’t. Say, Mr. Poet, von day there vas a feller coom to see his gal.

Byron. Come to ask her would she marry,