Alph. Oh, crazy.

Aug. Crazy’s the word. Now you know Charlie saw the warden, and the warden treated Charlie kindly. Yesterday he sent a waiter up to Charlie with an Erie Canal shad on a tray; Charlie up and kicked the tray out of the waiter’s hand, and then he began to abuse the waiter; of course the waiter wouldn’t stand that, and what do you suppose that he done?

Alph. What?

Aug. Biffed him—so! [Hits Alphonso a blow on the cheek. Biz of strutting around by Augustus.

Aug. He bit like a fish. I guess I’ve broke his jaw.

Alph. Deuced nice story.

Aug. Funny, ain’t it?

Alph. Awful; but say, old fellow.

Aug. What?

Alph. Has the East river ghost heard anything of this?