Ellen. (Hits him with coffee pot.) Take that, and that. [Clinch, struggle, fall over stove, baby cries. Policeman rushes in, they both turn on him, and push him into cradle. Biz ad lib.
[CURTAIN.]
[ORIGINAL IRISH SKETCH.]
By Harry and John Kernell.
CHARACTERS.
John McSwegan … Harry Kernell.
Barney Crossin … John Kernell.
Street scene.
Enter McSwegan.
McSwegan. Well, I have just come into town to meet an old friend of mine from the same place in Ireland as myself; but he has risen in the world, and keeps a lager beer brewery in Koekuk, Iowa. I don’t see him, so I will step down to McNally’s saloon. Probably he will come along while I am gone. [Exit.