McS. I didn’t hear anything about it. What was it?
Cros. Mary Ann O’Brien hung herself with her back hair.
McS. How do you make that out a railroad accident?
Cros. Why, her death was caused by a misplaced switch.
McS. It’s a wonder they didn’t put you up for a headlight.
Cros. If I had your mouth we might have used it for a tunnel.
McS. Well, are you working now?
Cros. No; I have not worked for three months.
McS. I can get you a fine job.
Cros. What doing?