Cros. Why is the mosquito a good poker player?
McS. Because every time he draws he fills.
Cros. Well, what chance have I got? Ask me one.
McS. All right. Which is the best way to keep a dog from going mad in August?
Cros. Shoot him in July.
McS. Which is the best way to find a young lady out.
Cros. Why, go around to see her some day when she is not in.
McS. Well, now ask me a hard one.
Cros. All right. Why are your two feet like an Italian organ grinder?
McS. I will give it up. Why are your two feet like an Italian organ grinder? Because they carry a monkey around all day.