Mr. Jones. Well, a whip isn’t a very good thing to have in the house.
Clerk. Would you buy a ball? These will every one bounce. (Shows various kinds.)
Mr. Jones. No, sir. I’m about tired of setting glass.
Clerk. These are warranted not to break windows. But here’s a trumpet. A trumpet is a very pleasing toy. (Shows one, blowing it.)
Mr. Jones (with a wave of the hand). Don’t show me any thing that will make a noise.
Clerk. How would a hoop suit you? (Showing one.)
Mr. Jones. I couldn’t think of spending money for hoops. A barrel-hoop drives just as well.
Clerk. Have they got marbles?
Mr. Jones. Yes, plenty. My Sammy got one in his throat, and came very near being choked.
Clerk. Try a jumping-jack. (Holds one up, pulling the string.)