Mr. Jones. They’d hack my fruit-trees.

Clerk. A hammer?

Mr. Jones. Nails would be driven in everywhere.

Clerk. Buy a doll for your little girl. (Shows doll.)

Mr. Jones. She has a houseful now.

Clerk. A silver thimble?

Mr. Jones. A pewter one does as well to lose.

Clerk. You are a hard customer, sir.

Mr. Jones. Not at all. Your wares don’t suit me.

Clerk. We expect a new lot of toys in soon.