Nurse. Pray what ayls you, Madam, are you mad?
Eug. I wish I was, as I have cause enough,
For then I should not know the shame attends me,
In being Table-talk for every Rascal,
As thou (Hell thank thee for it) now hast made me.
Nurse. I made you Table-talk! There’s no such thing;
I’ve been too faithful to you, that I have;
Losing my sleep full oft to watch your pleasure.
And is this all I get? It is no matter, I
Shall be even with you.
Eug. Threaten on (for thou hast Acted all thy threats, Imp)
In letting Jasper know my shame and folly.
Nurse. Jasper knows nothing, that he does not, from me,
And I will ask him; fore your face, I will,
If I e’re said Francisco lay with you.
Eug. ’Tis plain, thy guilt transported thee to madness,
Else thou wouldst never make thy Tongue a Herauld
So loud, for to proclaim to all the House
The Action you’d perswade me still is secret.
Nurse. If you talk lowd your self, why may not I?
But I’le bring Jasper to you shall deny all.
Eug. What mischief upon mischief she designs?
Dost think, like thine, my Modesty is gone?
To have this argu’d out before my face
And such a Villaine by?—
Nurse.A Villain, say you?
No Villain neither, I wou’d have you know;
No more then is Francisco: pick that bone,
Or if you will, I’le bid Gerardo do it.
Dee’ think to rail at me? Is that my thanks?
Eug. My feares I see will force me to dissemble;
Nurse, I but try’d thy patience; I believe
Thou would’st not tell that secret for the world,
No, tho’ it were to Jasper.