If there's none within when he penetrates through?
Then without much dispatch
He uplifted the latch,
When he felt 'gainst his legs such a terrible poke,
That he staggered with fear,
And had swooned away near,
Ere he saw 'twas a pig who inflicted the stroke;
While a rough Irish laugh on his reverie broke,
Whose possessor appeared to enjoy much the joke,
And cried, "Och, the pig has got out of the door!