Makes one take all things aisy."

"Oh, no mother, I aint. I was reading my book,

When, without any bait, they both snapt at my hook.

I had nigh chucked them back they're so small, but I thought

You might think half a loaf perhaps better than naught."

Now Murphy was sure there was either some hoax,

Or young Pat was a-playing his practical jokes.

But he conscious seem'd not, for 'twas always his way

To entice them to words, which their thoughts would betray.