They were out of the pot ere I came within sight.

But pray what's this black stuff? Pat, you rogue, come confess,

For I'm sure it was you made this horrible mess.

What! 'tis fish-sauce, you say? 'Twill a source prove of pain,

And will beckon the trout to your mouth back again."

Now all are supplied,

But when you divide

What is small 'mong a number, there's not much a-piece.

'Twas a sum, Murphy thought,

In division called short.