"And now, pray, Mr. Murphy, we'll have your excuse;

No excuse to get off, sir, you'll find of much use,"

Uncle Jonas exclaimed, as he shook his old head,

Just to make it appear he knew more than he said.

"Here's my niece has but eaten the third of a dinner,—

Oh, this love it will make e'en the fattest one thinner!

She seems vexed with us all, p'rhaps with you not the least,

Though I rather believe it is most with the priest."

"Well," said Murphy, "I meant through the forest to run

To look out for old Peter, when dinner was done.