“The old cancer-killer escaped by saying the morphine given in his absence killed the child.”
’OPATHISTS IN CONSULTATION.
The following brief consultation occurred in Fulton, N. Y., recently:—
Two physicians were called, of opposite schools. After shaking hands over the sick man’s bed, one said to the other,—
“I believe you are an —’opathist.”
“Yes, I am; and you are a —’pathist; are you not?”
“Yes; and I can’t break over the rules of my society by aiding or counselling with you —— for the sake of one patient. Good day!”
“Sir, I mistook you for a Christian, not a barbarian! Good day!”
A Jolly Trio of Doctors.