“O, I beg a thousand pardons, sir; I thought I was standing on a block. They are quite large, sir,” trying to remove.
“Yes, ma’am, quite large; but yours covered ’em, madam.”
A Shanghai Rooster.
Many people suffer more from the anticipation of trouble than by the actual infliction. The world is full of “trouble-borrowers.” They generally keep a stock on hand to lend to those who unfortunately are compelled to listen to them. The following is a mitigated case:—
“Sir,” said a physician visiting a patient in the suburbs of this city, to a neighbor, “your Shanghai greatly disturbs my patient.”
“Is it possible?” asked the neighbor, expressing surprise.
“Yes, the bird is a terrible nuisance, giving the patient no peace, day or night, he informs me; but he did not want to complain.”
“But,” replied the sceptical owner, “I don’t see how he can annoy neighbor B. Why, he only crows twice in the night, and only two or three times at regular intervals during the day.”
“Yes; but you don’t take into consideration all the times the patient is expecting him to crow.”