“Not by Bread alone.”
A physician in P., who had the reputation of being a high liver, was quite publicly reprimanded for his gluttony by an advent preacher of some note, not a thousand miles from Boston. The doctor bore his abuse without flinching, though he believed the man a hypocrite. A long time afterwards, he met the Adventist in his town, and, after some conversation, invited him to dine at his own house. The hungry Grahamite accepted, and at an early moment found himself at the doctor’s board.
“Will you ask a blessing?” said the doctor; which request being complied with, he uncovered one of the only two dishes on the table, which contained nothing but bread. The preacher saw the point, and said, with a disappointed grin, “You shall not live by bread alone.”
“Yes; I know that much Scripture,” replied the doctor; “so I have provided some butter,” uncovering the other dish!
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PRESCRIPTIONS REMARKABLE AND RIDICULOUS.
| “He finds out what stuff they’re made of.”—Shakspeare. “By setting brother against brother, To claw and curry one another.”—Butler. |
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