PURIFYING HIS BLOOD.
They are soaked in alkalies, and soap, and water. They are washed, and boiled, dried, aired, and pressed and pronounced clean, and fit for society.
The committee next examine John’s skin. “It is full of nicotine. It must be cleansed.” So John is taken to the Turkish bath, the most likely place to remove the filth permeating his every pore. Dr. Dio Diogenes puts him through; he is “sweated,” and the great room is scented throughout by the tobacco aroma arising from the ten thousand before clogged-up pores of his skin. He is all but parboiled, then soaped and scrubbed, rubbed, and then goes into the plunge bath. The fishes are instantly killed. The canary bird in the next room is suffocated by the effluvia penetrating to his cage. The young man is wiped again, dried, and cooled.
Again the committee smell. John is not yet pure. The nicotine is “in his blood,” says Dr. Chemistry. A faucet is introduced into John’s aorta, and his blood drawn off into a bucket for the chemist to analyze and purify of tobacco. Still the flesh is full of nicotine, and it must be removed and purified. It is too late for John to object, and the fact cannot be denied that the poison is in his muscle; so he is stripped of the integuments to his framework.
CLEANSING HIS BONES.
The committee now examine the bony structure.
In Germany they have recently dug up the bones of tobacco-users who have been dead years, and found nicotine (tobacco principle) in them. May not this man’s bones be full of nicotine, which will come out through, if we replace the integuments, blood, and garments?
“The bones must be subjected to purification,” said the judge.