“‘This we call a cab.’

“‘An’ this big wheel, what’s this fur?’

“‘That’s the driving wheel.’

“‘That big, black thing on top I s’pose is the chimley.’

“‘Precisely.’

“‘Be you the engineer what runs the machine?’

“‘I am,’ I replied, with the least bit of self-complacency.

“He eyed me closely for a moment; then, turning to his companion, he remarked,—

“‘Bill, it don’t take much of a man to be a engineer—do it?’”

The reader will perceive the distinction which we make between humbugs, quacks, and charlatans, though one individual may comprehend the whole.