And send us hail, and sleet, and snow,

How will you save from such keen weathers,

Your merit—sir, I mean your feathers?

As for myself,—to think that I

Should lead an idiot to my sty,

Or strive to make an oaf my friend,

Makes all my bristles stand on end:

But for the future, when I see

A bird that much resembles thee,

I’ll ever make it as a rule,