“Grant then, some few thy virtues find;

Yet Salt gives health to all mankind:

Physicians sure will side with me,

While cooks alone shall plead for thee:

In short, with all thine airs about thee,

The world were happier far without thee.”

The ’squire, who all this time sat mute,

Now put an end to their dispute:

He rung the bell—bade Tom convey

The doughty disputants away—