Dudley
Ah, that would be nice.

Peacock
I want to give you something appetizing. What do you like to eat?

Dudley
Mutton chops.

Peacock Bah! What bad spirit put such a detestable thought in your head? It's too fatty and it clogs your bowels.

Dudley
I seem to have heard that apothecaries like jelloes.

Peacock True. But, between you and me, they only sell them. They actually prefer stuffed dates.

Dudley
Really—well, how about a nice roast beef?

Peacock
Nothing is more indigestible.

Dudley
Give me pork, then.

Peacock
Too likely to have trichinosis. Dirty.