Dudley
Ah, that would be nice.
Peacock
I want to give you something appetizing. What do you like to eat?
Dudley
Mutton chops.
Peacock Bah! What bad spirit put such a detestable thought in your head? It's too fatty and it clogs your bowels.
Dudley
I seem to have heard that apothecaries like jelloes.
Peacock True. But, between you and me, they only sell them. They actually prefer stuffed dates.
Dudley
Really—well, how about a nice roast beef?
Peacock
Nothing is more indigestible.
Dudley
Give me pork, then.
Peacock
Too likely to have trichinosis. Dirty.