Whiskaboom

By ALAN ARKIN

Illustrated by DIEHL

[Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from
Galaxy Science Fiction August 1955.
Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that
the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]


Jack's blunder was disastrous, but what he
worried about was: would Einstein have approved?


Dear Mr. Gretch:

Mrs. Burroughs and I are sending your son Jack to you because we do not know what else to do with him. As you can see, we can't keep him with us in his present condition.