“Why don't you get up and light it yourself?” Brownell asked.
“I would, only I knew you'd be along in a few minutes and would do it for me.”
Brownell scratched the necessary match, stooped down, and applied it.
“What are you reading, Sam?” he asked.
“Oh, nothing much—a so-called funny book—one of these days I'll write a funnier book than that, myself.”
Brownell laughed.
“No, you won't, Sam,” he said. “You are too lazy ever to write a book.”
A good many years later when the name “Mark Twain” had begun to stand for American humor the owner of it gave his “Sandwich Island” lecture in Keokuk. Speaking of the unreliability of the islanders, he said: “The king is, I believe, one of the greatest liars on the face of the earth, except one; and I am very sorry to locate that one right here in the city of Keokuk, in the person of Ed Brownell.”
The Keokuk episode in Mark Twain's life was neither very long nor very actively important. It extended over a period of less than two years—two vital years, no doubt, if all the bearings could be known—but they were not years of startling occurrence.
Yet he made at least one beginning there: at a printers' banquet he delivered his first after-dinner speech; a hilarious speech—its humor of a primitive kind. Whatever its shortcomings, it delighted his audience, and raised him many points in the public regard. He had entered a field of entertainment in which he would one day have no rival. They impressed him into a debating society after that, and there was generally a stir of attention when Sam Clemens was about to take the floor.