II. “There ain’t so many mistakes in this world as people think. A man’s pretty apt to get where he belongs by the time he’s forty.
III. “It’s easy to get rich if people only know it. Most folks want to make too hard work of it.
IV. “There may be men who could get rich playing poker, but I’ve only happened to meet the ones that had tried it.
V. “It isn’t hard work to judge human nature if you let the other man do the talking.
VI. “A man’s word may be as good as his bond, but if it is he won’t mind giving his bond, too.
VII. “The commuter who keeps his lawn mowed is a gentleman. If he mows the vacant lot next to him, he’s fit for a better world.
VIII. “Many a man is a blamed fool with the best intentions in the world.
IX. “A free show may be a good show, but if it is, the crowd will pay for it.
X. “A mosquito has no fear of death, and a pound of them will ruin the best addition ever laid out.
XI. “Luck is a good thing, but it’s the men that don’t count on it that mostly have it.