“You take it coolly—considering you stand to lose something like a million dollars.”
“A man who can’t keep his feet warm an’ his head cool has about as much show in finance as a tallow dog chasin’ an asbestos cat through hell,” observed Caleb, oracularly. “He goes up with a puff and there ain’t any remains to look for. I’m not in the Steeloid deal to cure me of weak heart or that tired feelin’. I’m in to win. An’ I’m goin’ to.”
“But the Assembly?”
“I’m not afraid about the Assembly. So long as I’m on hand myself, in the lobby, to hand out kicks or kisses, I’ll be able to kill the Starke bill. I’ve gone up to the Capital before, on what looked like a losin’ fight. An’ I’ve licked the obstinate one into shape, an’ scared some backbone into the weak one, an’ put a little bank-note oil on the rusty ones—an’ swung enough of ’em into line to give me the votes I needed. I know this Assembly pretty well. I know who to count on an’ who not to. I know who to buy, who to bully an’ who to promise. If I sent up anyone else, he’d make a fizzle of the thing. But, somehow, in all my business deals, I find if I’m on the ground myself I can make folks do what I want. You saw how that was, to-day, at the Club. If I’d been away, an’ you or anyone else representin’ me, I’d a’ been kicked out of the Arareek so far that I’d a-landed in another State. But I swung ’em. An’ I’ll swing ’em at the Capital. It’ll be a narrow squeak, but I’ll do it.”
“In other words, if you are there in person, the day the bill comes up, you can kill it. Otherwise not. Suppose you’re sick, or—”
“Sick!” scoffed Caleb, in lofty scorn. “I’ve got no time to be sick. An’ s’pose I was? When I worked that merger of the Porter-Hyde Park road, I had grippe. My temp’ture was up at 105, an’ I had lovely little icicles an’ red hot pokers runnin’ through every joint of me. Likewise a head that ached so loud you could hear it a block away. Gee, but I felt so bad I hated to look up at the undertaker signs on the street! An’ what’d I do? Worked, up to the Capital, three days an’ nights, twenty-four hours a day, not once gettin’ a chance to take my clo’es off or bat an eye. I carried through that merger by the skin of its teeth. Then when I got my charter I blew myself to the lux’ry of a whole gorgeous week in the hosp’tal. But not till ev’ry bit of work was wound up. Sick? H’m! A grown man don’t bother much about bein’ sick when there’s something that’s got to be done. Besides”—he added—“I ain’t sick now. An’ I’ll be on hand at the Capital the minute the Assembly opens, Monday. My bein’ there means the killin’ of the Starke bill. An’ they can set the date for the fun’ral without any fear of disappointin’ the mourners.”
“Did you ever hear of Napoleon?” asked Caine, whimsically.
“Sure I did,” responded Conover. “Read part of a book about him once. Why?”
“Like yourself he was the greatest hold-up man of his day,” explained Caine, “and he had a conscience of the same calibre as yours. If he’d been a little bit less of a highwayman they would have laughed at him. If you were a little bit less of a highwayman they’d put you in jail. He had magnetism. Probably almost as much of it as you have. That’s what made me think of him just then. Wellington used to say that Napoleon’s mere presence on a battlefield did more to win victories than an army of forty-thousand men. I suppose it’s the same at the Assembly.”
“That’s right,” agreed Caleb, unmoved. “An’ Blacarda knows it, too. He’d give ten thousand dollars. I’ll bet, to have me break a leg between this an’ Monday. But my legs are feelin’ first rate. An’ they’re goin’ to keep on feelin’ better all the time, till they kick the Starke bill into its grave.”