IRISH VILLAGE

After a while we turned the old patriot’s attention to America, and we found he had a deep interest in the New World. “It’s God’s country over there,” he told us. We found he had friends in America, and he gave us a ludicrous verse in which some Irishman had described the American character.

“He’d kiss a Queen till he’d raise a blister,

With his arms round her neck, and old felt hat on

And address a King by the name of Mister,

And ask him the price of the throne he sat on.”

Mike and I assured him that the Irish poet was too severe on the Yankee.

“Tell us a good Irish story,” I said, before we separated.

“I will that,” he said, and he told us this one.

An excited orator during the American Civil War, exclaimed: