An’ he yammer’t at t’ wife tull she went back at neet

To dig ūp t’ oald thūmb, an’ brong’t heàm iv a cloot.

They laid it i’ t’ gardin, an’ hoo ’t com’ aboot

Nowder t’ mistress nor t’ parson cūd under-cum-stand,

But sarten it was, fray that varra time oot,

Sairy Jwosep’ was bodder’t na mair wid his hand.

But Jwosep’ was niver ageàn his oald sel’.

An’ a questi’n com’ ūp still whativer he tried,

“If a thùmb i’ t’ churchyard was sa bad, whoa cūd tell

What a corp’ pùtten in’t o’togidder mūd bide!”