If ane winna, anither will; sae are maidens married.
If ane winna, anither will—the morn's the market day.
If a' thing's true, that's nae lee.
A saying expressive of unbelief of some improbable story.
If a' things were to be done twice, ilka ane wad be wise.
If a' your hums and haws were hams and haggises, the parish needna fear a dearth.
"To 'Hum and Haw,' to dally or trifle with one about any business by indefinite and unintelligible language."—Jamieson.
If better were within better wad come out.
If Candlemas day be dry and fair, the half o' winter's to come and mair; if Candlemas day be wet and foul, the half o' winter's gane at Yule.
If e'er you mak a lucky puddin' I'll eat the prick.