I wouldna be deaved wi' your keckling for a' your eggs.
That is, your services do not compensate for the annoyance you cause.
I wouldna ca' the king my cousin.
Expressive of contentment.
I wouldna fodder you for a' your muck.
Of similar import to "I wouldna be deaved," &c.
I wouldna hae kent ye if I had met ye in my parritch.
A phrase to express that a person whom you had not seen for a long time had so much altered in appearance as to be scarcely recognisable.
I would rather see't than hear tell o't, as blind Pate said.