Twa cats and ae mouse, twa mice in ae house, twa dogs and ae bane, ne'er will agree in ane.
Twa fools in ae house are a pair ower mony.
Twa gudes seldom meet—what's gude for the plant is ill for the peat.
Twa hands may do in ae dish, but ne'er in ae purse.
"Twa heads are better than ane," as the wife said when she and her dog gaed to the market.
Twa heads are better than ane, though they're but sheep's anes.
Spoken when a person offers a suggestion to another who is considering how he will do a thing.
Twa heads may lie upon ae cod, and nane ken whaur the luck lies.
"Spoken when either husband or wife is dead, and the sorrowing party goes back in the world after."—Kelly.
Twa hungry meltiths makes the third a glutton.