Ye wad gar me trow my head's cowed, though there's no shears come near't.
That is, you would make me believe a thing which I know to be quite false.
Ye wad mak a gude wife, ye haud the grip ye get.
Ye wad mak muckle o' me if I was yours.
Ye wad marry a midden for the muck.
Ye wad steal the pocks frae an auld wife, and syne speir where she got them.
Ye was bred about the mill, ye hae mooped a' your manners.
"Spoken to inferiors when they show themselves rude in their speech or behaviour."—Kelly.
Ye was ne'er born at that time o' the year.