And when we got there—oh dear! oh dear!—frosty-faced, dun-coloured, British matrons and virgins with ivory-backed prayer-books were streaming out of the Abbey, and a drizzling chilly rain and mist had begun to fall over the scene, when John, distracted and discomfited, stumbled over the boots of the customary policeman.
"Milles pardons!" said John, lifting his hat, "but ve seek vere ze girls and boys dance ze Sunday."
"Daunce!" replied the heavy policeman, "daunce a' Sundays? Nice, respectable little boys you must be, I down't think!"
We didn't understand all he said, but we heard the chilly word "respectable," and didn't get warm again till we had run to the City.
To tell all the adventures of that terrible day would be to repeat, with variations, the tale I've told so far. The City finished our spirits. Even liquorice-water would not raise one's courage in these "catacombs with the roof off," as John aptly described the tomb-like streets.
And the Tower, which John had represented to me as a sort of Versailles or Fontainebleau, with fountains, flower-beds, and avenues on the exterior, and British lions, crowns, and a plentiful supply of beheaded traitors constantly on view inside, was the last straw.
It was, as the usual policeman told John, "closed on Sundays."
Then I fell upon a seat, repentant, and vowed I'd tell my mother.
Finally, we compromised, on my brother's promising to pay the omnibus fare home, for the which I was to declare that we had lost our way, and to deny that we had been upon the spree.