"Jake," said Dauvit, "does it no strike ye that to be buried in yer native place is a disgrace?"
"Hoo that, na?" said Jake.
"Because the man that bides in the place he was born in is of nae importance. A' the best men leave their native village, aye, and their native country. Aye, lads, the best men and the worst women leave their native country."
"I sincerely trust that you are not insinuating that they leave together, Dauvit," I put in hastily.
"No, they dinna do that, dominie; but whether they meet in London I dinna ken," and he smiled wickedly.
Jake spat in the grate.
"I dinna see what the attraction o' London is," he said with a touch of contempt.
"It is rather difficult to describe," I said. "For one thing you feel that you are in the centre of things. You are in the midst of all the best plays and concerts and processions . . . and you never think of going to see them. Then all the important people are there, the King and Lloyd George and Bernard Shaw . . . but you never see them anywhere. Then there are the places of historic interest, the Tower, Westminster Abbey, St. Paul's . . . and you don't know where they are until your cousins come up for a week's trip, and then you ask a policeman where the Tower is. And the strange thing is that you get to love London."
"There will be a fell puckle funerals I daresay," said the undertaker.
"To tell the truth," I answered, "I have never seen a funeral in
London. In the suburbs, yes, but never in the centre of the West End.
I've often seen them at the crematorium in Golders Green."