"'I wished to see you because your waiter is such a fool!'
"'That is possible, monsieur.'
"'An impertinent fellow.'
"'Has he had the impudence to neglect monsieur?'
"'He is an idiot, and he will ruin your establishment.'
"'Oh! oh! this is becoming serious.... If monsieur will tell me what he has to complain of.'
"'Well! I ask him for a bear-steak and he pretends not to understand.'
"'Ah! ah! it is ...'
"'Have you bear or have you not?'
"'Monsieur, allow me ...'