"Wouldn't 'kvack' be more authentic?"
"Maybe, but I can't feel it, Mr. Sachs. There's a value missing."
"That's because you've got your dialects mixed. I know Dr. Livingston wouldn't speak low Dutch. I have a talent for never being wrong."
"Livingston? I thought we were doing Pasteur. Cue, please."
"You see, Dr. Livingston, bosoms are my problem."
"Proceed, Mr. Stanley."
"They ... I know this sounds silly ... but they all look alike. And there's always two. Two! Two! Two! Why can't there ever be an odd number? Sometimes I think I'll go mad, do you hear? Mad! Mad! Mad!"
"Steady on, old man.... (Pipe business).... Pity you haven't read my monograph on Trichinopoly ashes and busts. I can distinguish twenty-four varieties by their action."
"Amazing!"
"Elementary. There's the plainbeat bust, the backfall bust, the double backfall, the springer, the shaked elevation, the turn, the battery, the double relish...."