40 FEET 40
TO THE OFFICE OF
MELVIN GRABINETT
The Man
of
V*i*s*i*o*n*!

Lennox went ten feet down the hall and stapled the next sign to the wall:

ONLY 30 FEET MORE
TO THE OFFICE OF
MELVIN GRABINETT
The Showman's
S*h*o*w*m*a*n

At the corner of the hall he stapled:

NEXT RIGHT TURN
TO THE OFFICE OF

MG
ER
LA
VB
II
NN
E
T
T

Alongside Grabinett's door he affixed the last sign:

O*F*F*I*C*E
O*F
MELVIN (BLINKY) GRABINETT

"Secret acts of kindness performed by stealth," Lennox murmured and returned to the hardware store. "I need Alfred again," he said.

"What! More mothballs?"