"Mr. Commissioner, I'm over forty-five."
"How old are you?"
"I don't know how old I am; but I'm over forty-five."
"In what year did you make your appearance on this mundane sphere?"
"I don't know what you mean; but I'm over forty-five."
"When were you born?"
"I don't know; but I'm over forty-five."
"How am I to know you are over age?"
"I don't know and I don't care; but I'm over forty-five."
"When were you forty-five?"