Rises to meet him.

Why, hello, Hiram.

Hiram

How do you do, Mary? Golly, but you have a swell home! A feller told me this was where you lived so I walked right in without knocking. This is a swell room—don’t you sorter feel like a snake in a bird’s nest?

Mrs. Benson

How did you happen to come here?

Hiram

I was just takin’ a little vacation to see the sights. Many of our learned men get much of their education just traveling.

Mrs. Benson

Meet our company, Hiram. It’s Mr. and Mrs. Asterbilt.