Harry

Pass the salad, please.

Hiram

How was your play, Ethel?

Ethel

It went off very well.

Hiram

We were wantin’ ter see it so bad—such a fine day for it, too. Do ye know we’d enjoy a doin’s like that, where we know the actors, better than we would a play we’d have ter pay three or four dollars to see in the city? Ain’t that right, John?

John

I guess you’re right, I never saw anything better anywhere.