A fit of laughter overcame my son Siegmund. His face became red and serious… He laughed until he was gasping.

My wife shrieked.

A pall-bearer dropped a bottle of whiskey, which broke on the coffin.
The pall-bearer regretfully cast his eyes down.

The relatives were outraged. They were ashamed of my son Siegmund.
Some women cried into genuine lace handkerchiefs.

I was completely still.

The pastor said:

"If one does not how to behave, he should not come to a burial—Amen."

He threw some sand over the broken bottle of whisky. And left.
Proud. Offended. The pastor. Leopold Lehmann.

My son Siegmund cleaned his fingernails.

The Friend