Oh, I'm miserable, I'm miserable,
To all I 'll have to stick.
The old salt horse is passable,
But d-n the Double-Quick.
If a friend should call to see you the men have a pretty game.
They call him paymaster, obstacle, or some such kind of a
name.
They chase him around the camp; it's enough to make him
sick
To try and teach him discipline by giving him Double-Quick.