Ah, when you sneer, dear democrat,

At such a shiny-trousered Tory

Because he doffs his poor old hat

To what he thinks his country's glory,

To you it's just a coloured rag.

You hate the "patriots" that bawl so.

Well, my Ulysses, there's a flag

That lifts men in Republics also.

No doubt his thoughts are cruder far;

And, where those linen folds are shaking,