[THE MAN WHO DISCOVERED THE USE OF A CHAIR]

THE man who discovered the use of a chair,

Odds—bobs—

What a wonderful man!

He used to sit down on it, tearing his hair,

Till he thought of a highly original plan.

For years he had sat on his chair, like you,

Quite—still!

But his looks were grim

For he wished to be famous (as great men do)