“He’s gone a bit, I think.”

“Hold your hand the other side, and feel him.”

“Now go on. Steady, mate!”

Slap, slap.

“Ho! Hooray!”

“What did I tell you?”

“Everybody’s doin’ it, doin’ it, doin’ it.”

“Our mate’s strong this mornin’. He bin eatin’ onions.”

“Give us a bit of that packing. That thin piece! Now get the pinch bar, and prise the monkey up.”

“How’s that?”